Girls,
I need your help,
I need to build a better,
Butch.
The best butch,
the charmingest,
the sexiest,
the jaw dropping-est,
the silver tonguiest,
Butch.
One look,
and,
two words,
and,
‘she’ thinks,
oh yeah,
and,
‘she’ swoons,
‘be still my heart’
and,
sings,
‘thank you Mr Sandman for bringing me my dream’.
So,
this,
dream butch,
the one you,
‘see’
is she,
the one,
with the,
come hither gleam,
the one,
you bring home to mom,
the one,
who brings you flowers,
the one,
who makes you chicken soup,
the one,
who fixes your car,
the one,
who writes poetry,
the one,
who holds you tight,
the one,
who can cut a rug,
the one,
who loves you ’til,
the earth moves.
Does,
she wear,
boots,
plaid,
baseball caps,
leather,
jeans,
khakis,
cowboy hat.
Does she have,
abs of steel,
does she have,
an ass you crack walnuts on.
Are her hands,
soft,
sensitive,
firm,
warm,
do they tremble,
a little,
when you,
are near.
Will,
a sensitive heart,
a good mind,
compensate,
for a belly,
some gray hair,
and,
perhaps,
being a little passed,
prime time.
Butches think,
they know,
what a lady,
wants,
but,
do they?
So I ask you,
my trusty,
and,
trusted,
readers.
BB,
is not trying to be a better butch,
because,
as my pal,
Frances pointed out,
quoting,
Yoda, no less,
‘there is no trying only do or not do’
so,
I’m doing,
I just need help,
building a better,
Butch.
So, tell me,
what you think,
constitutes,
a better butch,
and,
I will consider it.
Dance lessons?
Creative writting class?
Gym ab building and gut reduction?
training in auto mechanics?
sure,
bring it on,
no messing around,
only do or not do:-)
Later girls,
BB.
***being tongue and cheek, doesn’t mean not serious***